Ok then…Got your attention?? Yep, the singing vagina, The Harmonizing hair pie, The Operatic orifice, The Pussy Pavorati…Need I go on?

Today kitten and I saw a commercial Femiclear…Some sort of lady part Simonizing kit…I have no idea. The commercial was two women in a Yoga class..When one of them did any position where in fact her legs spread open? You heard this little voice belt out a lovely note…Charming right? I literally looked at kitten and said “WHAT FUKING PLANET AM I ON???” The laughter was just twisted and beyond words…

My main question is…What twisted fuck in Femiclear’s marketing department came up with the slogan “Joie de Hooha”….

Something to ponder….