Now I’ve heard it all…

Seriously? You want to cancel your hotel reservation and be refunded because your room isn’t big enough to assemble your bicycle? by all means and I will pass this on to the owners so when designing future buildings they will have ample space for all their luggage, a bicycle assembly area and why the fuck not put in an area for shoeing a horse while we’re at it!!! You know, for our Amish patrons…

This is about as good as the guest wanting a refund for getting stuck in the elevator for an hour…In a hotel with no elevator…