Kidney stone. Stop fucking with me…yesterday? Yeah, peeing every five minutes…The other day? Major pain in the general cock-like area…day one? Yeah, MEMBER? You Member!! Worst pain ever!!
What’s today’s treat you ask? Yeah, been at work 7 hours now and haven’t peed once!!!!
Pass already you calcium fucking DEMON!!!


Ohhhhh… my poor Daddy!!! i sorry. Maybe i help? Like i used to on Your headaches?
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Maybe kitten!! ❤
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